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ditch

A cross between Dick and Bitch, for when you're not quite certain wether the person is male or female. Or, if you don't feel like cussing in front of parents, teachers, coworkers, etc., simply replace one of the words with 'ditch'.
"My mom was there, so I called the shim a ditch."
by yOy0 August 17, 2008
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Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011
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ditch weed

by jose vasquez October 20, 2003
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ditch

that part of a cunt that is damn delicious
i thoughrouly enjoyed eating evety morsel of her ditch!
by baller November 19, 2003
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Ditch

To Ditch, is to become muscular and very sexually appealing quickly, The term Ditch grew over a large period of time believed to have originated from a brazilian heritage and is very popular with our youthful generation.

heyy ditch = heyy sexy!
by SaYo! March 29, 2010
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Swaginal Discharge

last night she covered my chest in swaginal discharge and i was quite disgustipated.
by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008
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ditching school

Probably the only thing you'll remember from high school, besides that time you snapped that teacher's ass with a towel.

Often, those who are ditching school will claim to be sick, or kill off a family member to claim the class-free days allotted by the school for just such an occasion.

When asked where a ditching student is, present students will often claim that he or she got hit by a bus and has passed away, so that they might claim a class-free day as well.

Those caught ditching are reprimanded, and consequently mocked and degraded by their peers.
Teacher: Is Sean ditching school?
Student: No, he got hit by a bus.
by Gnappy December 27, 2008
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