dad reflexes

the reason for dad reflexes are to protect their kids and they are faster then normal reflexes which are made to protect their kids in any way needed. PS only dads have it

Dad is on the couch and hes little toddler is falling then the dad uses his dad reflexes to catche his toddler mid air so the kid doesn't get hurt.

by NassuTheU July 27, 2016

Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.

Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

dad-gummit

"Dad gummit" is a very simple thing to explain.
First, you use reverse dyslexia for the first two letters in each term.
"Gud dammit".
Then one simply fixes the first term by changing one vowel.
"God dammit".
And there you have it.

Dad-gummit, you sneaky little bastard.

by Jacobo Waffle April 21, 2009

dad juice

Semen, man protein, cum

woooah last night i couldnt stop myself when vanessa was blowing me. She ended up with a healthy dollap of "dad juice" all over her hair. She was pissed off coz she spent all day at the salon :-(

by puzzytank April 19, 2017

Dad with the milk

GREAT DAY! Your dad is back with the milk.

OMG! My dad with the milk, Is coming!

by BruhDictionary February 19, 2022

Dad joke

A joke that has little or no humour.

Person 1: What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
Person 2: Dude, that's such a dad joke.

by penisshakes March 31, 2016

dad's salt

A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands. Also called seminal fluid, jizz, man goo, and semen.

Hey Eric! You want some dad's salt on your mashed potatoes? Comin' right up!

by killer diller miller April 16, 2004