Crystal

A very beautiful girl, loves to party and she’s great at sex and making people obsessed

Have u Heard- Crystal she’s gorgeous

by Idek_effy January 29, 2022

crystal

a crazy chick but she is fun and doesnt take shit from anyone

daughter-i hate you
crystal-then step up out my house

by taysweet03 February 6, 2022

Charlie crystal

A ship between charlie from smiling friends and porsha from sing 2

Fangirl: OMG charlie crystal is so cute i really hope they be together.
Some dude: kayne west stare

by Weezerfan_830)4 February 12, 2022

Crystal

Crystals are everything you read about her. Loyal, whore, dead-beat mom, daddy issues , the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, ambitious, lazy stripper, selfless, amazing bod, one of the best friends you could ever have, depressed, God's gift to men, great driver, devoted family member, cocky and the hardest person to try and get your obvious point across too. Every Crystal you stumble upon will encompass at least five of these qualities. Bonus points if she is a Capricorn because she will encompass at least 10 of these qualities. Sorry no ass tho, but Crystals be cooking. They are amazing in bed and do jumping jacks on the D. Some Crystals know the Kama Sutra as it is the only book they have ever read. As once spoken by the great Meg thee Stallion, "If it don't hang, he can't bang" but Crystals take a different approach. If there is too much hang, there will be no bang. If you are able to land a Crystal it will be your greatest achievement. And your life will be, as Crystals would say, "all Gucci in the Cucci."

Person 1:*opens eyes, looks around and doesn't see any Crystals* Am I in hell?
Person 2: Yes, Where Crystals cease to exist.

by ThisNeverHappened February 13, 2022

Crystal

Crystal is a funny, calm girl. She probably is dating Malakai, and likes stuffed white bears named Puffy. She loves sports, especially softball.

"Crystal is like in love with Mal!"
"Where is Crystal??"

by JayBird-Jamie March 30, 2022

Crystal Brain

A person that's so much of an idiot that you could actually see through their brain, and of course there is no brain cells.

John: I just broke your cat's leg for fun!
Miranda: You fucking crystal brain, you're so fucking stupid that everyone, even the stupid know you're stupid

by LoogieSolos April 2, 2022

Crystal Confetti

A tired bandwagon way for a crystal seller to get rid of all of their non-selling product and low grade material by mixing it all together and adding a few good looking items on top for visual effect. It's like a claw game but the claw just does the clawing so what's the point again?

Oh snap are those your new crystals? Yeah, but it's just crystal confetti so it's whatever.

by Your dadddddy April 8, 2022