Crunk Rock

"Rapper" Lil Jon's newest album, released on June 8th 2010. Very dissapointing indeed. Every song but one on the album is performed by someone else, with Lil Jon yelling obscenities in the background, while he takes credit for the whole thing. The one song Lil Jon performs by himself, entitled "Get In And Get Out" is almost as hard to listen to as brokeNCYDE.
Good for destroying the bass in your car, laughing at, and not much else.

Album: Crunk Rock Song: Shots (feat LMFAO) Artist: Lil Jon.

Lil Jon does nothing but contribute his usual corus of YEAHHHH! OHKAAAAAY, and WHAAAAT? to the mix, as well as yelling out a few drink names.

LMFAO does the rest. Lil Jon's name goes on the song and album. Anyone else think something just isn't right?

by Crunk Ain't Dead June 15, 2010

Zen Crunk Juice

Zen Crunk Juice is a phrase commonly used in the Northern Virginia area to refer to Lipton Green Tea. The Zen part of this phrase comes from green tea's long history with monks, temples, etc. The Crunk Juice part refers to the strange energizing effects of the beverage, psychosomatic or otherwise, and the equally strange need some individuals have developed for it.

Back off, man, this is my Zen Crunk Juice. No touchie.

by Lingenfizzle March 24, 2008

knights of crunk

the elite 8 of the rolling crew, known to roll most often and each have their own specialties and similarities.
They include
Duke of Crunk
Rocker of Crunk
Wigger of Crunk
Amigo of Crunk
Quaker of Crunk
Cowboy of Crunk
Crunquistador
Rebel of Crunk

While the Martins were out of town, the knights of crunk got their swim on in their pool.

by JayJ July 15, 2005

crunt

Used to describe a woman when "cunt" just isn't strong enough.

Marc:"My friend Kevin worked two jobs to support his wife while she was in Grad School, and as soon as she graduated, she left him for another man."
Me:"Man, what a crunt!"

by braino67 August 6, 2010

crunkin

It means to be very cool, crazy, fuckin great, awesome or it can be substituted as "hell yeah".

"Man I went to a crunkin party last night...fun shit"
"Thats crunkin fo sho"

by Tigga July 2, 2003

Crunkfest

Its a festival involving many people getting very crazy and drunk. There will always be large quantities of alcohol consumed and crunkfest and usually strippers.

You are cordially invited to the crunkfest this weekend...just bring some ho's.

by Jerd April 13, 2005

A Crunch

A Crunch is a serious bowel movement. A bowel movement so fierce and powerful that it becomes less of a simple action and more of an event. One's day can be completely centered around the acting of a crunch, such a time is referred to as Crunch Time.

Nick: Oh God...

Justin: What?

Nick: I feel it coming...

Justin: What?

Nick: OMG! Where's your bathroom?!

Justin: Over there...why?

Nick: It's coming!

Justin: What's coming?!

Nick: A CRUNCH!

by Totallynotchris March 27, 2010