Crabs , body lice , unspeakable things that live in the croch area. Been there so long that they are full grown and huge in size.
by icecaps August 8, 2009
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The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
The crock pot serves as reference to all things domestic, familial, and unsexy that occur which challenge your romance with your significant other.
NOTICE: Sexiness/utility of crockpot in actual reference may strengthen, weaken, or otherwise alter the effect of this joke, i.e. an old curbside filth-ring layered crockpot may breed disgust and contempt for your significant other's choice, while a sleek top of the line ionic self materializing crockpot may cause your P1 to either
(a) fail to sympathize with your crockblocked status OR (b) hang up the phone to go buy a comparable crockpot.
P1: " You're free tonight? I thought you flew down with Francis?!"
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
YOU: " I did, but Mama Dukes said Francis could the learn the family gumbo recipe, so I'm free."
P1: " Your old lady leads the parish in Crockblocking, but that IS some good gumbo."
by enzo@estoy June 25, 2012
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Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.
by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014
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Get the crocity mug.a group of people with rather complex sense of humour. the live predominently in canada and are often unfortunately named. Mispronunciations are "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear." More often then not, the average person gives up on pronouncing it and simply says crotch. Despite these setback the people are as cool as shit!
Did you see that "CROTCHetiere" "CROcheteeree" "CROTCHatear ugh i give up..." "dont u mean Crochetiere?"
by boombuba December 29, 2010
Get the Crochetiere mug.1.A person who is in other peoples business constantly with no real constructive or useful input.
2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.
3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.
2.An annoying person who is constantly up your ass or croch.
3. A person who always asks questions that aren't their business.
by Jamie Kae May 12, 2009
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X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
X: And hitting the tree?
J: Yeah.
X: What a crock of stinking horse shit!
by shane dawson is awesome August 1, 2010
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