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crack a joke 

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it
Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."
crack a joke by norristude March 21, 2014

Crack Attack 

When your ass crack itches badly
Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack
Crack Attack by _WonderBoy_ January 15, 2015

crack back 

1. (noun) The white or gray film that forms on the inside of a glass dick after smoking crystal meth.

2. (verb) The act of "melting" the aforementioned film off of the glass dick while inhaling the resulting smoke in an attempt to get high after you've smoked all your d.

3. (verb) The action and reaction of recrystalization of crystal meth when melted completely and then cooled.
Look at all the crack back on the inside of this pipe! Someone must have smoked a teener to their dome.

My roomate smoked the rest of my shabs and now I'm stuck cracking back!

I can't believe this shit is good! It's actually cracked back!
crack back by Shabarella July 10, 2005

Crack on 

1. A term to motivate an individual or group of people to get on with a task in hand, especially after being demonstrated or explained the task first. Similar to get a move on.
2. Understand or see. By not inderstanding what someone meant verbally, or not seeing something so not knowing what was happening. Usuallly not seeing or under something that was meant as a joke. Similar to catch on.
1. 'hurry up and crack on with it'. Or 'get cracking'
2. 'did she see?' 'no she didn't crack on to what you were doing'
Crack on by sweetiecandykim June 27, 2010

Crack Ass 

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.
"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"
Crack Ass by sefff October 20, 2008

crack head 

1. Someone livin' in their own world,
while chillin' in your house.
2. Someone who does crack,
while chillin' in your house.
3. Someone who's face looks like their
ass, only while chillin' in your
house.
crack head by FizzelDonk July 27, 2003