Definitions by sefff

Vertigo Back 

An ailment that occurs when you are too stoned/lazy to get up from a laying or sitting position.

-"Seth - pass me them skins"

-"Cant mate - I've got Vertigo Back"

Vertigo Back by Sefff October 20, 2008

Crack Ass 

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.

"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"

Crack Ass by sefff October 20, 2008

Slab Ass 

The feeling of numbness in the buttocks that one gets after sitting on a hard/cold surface for too long.

I've got to get up and walk about about a bit. I've got a bad case of slab ass.

Slab Ass by sefff October 20, 2008