"You're back from the store awfully fast!"
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."
by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)
Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.
by makicaqu July 29, 2022

We all have been affected by the current COVID-19 pandemic. However, the impact of the pandemic and its consequences are felt differently depending on our status as individuals and as members of society. While some try to adapt to working online, homeschooling their children and ordering food via Instacart, others have no choice but to be exposed to the virus while keeping society functioning. Our different social identities and the social groups we belong to determine our inclusion.
COVID-19 is killing people on a large scale. As of October 10, 2020, more than 7.7 million people across every state in the United States and its four territories had tested positive for COVID-19. According to the New York Times database, at least 213,876 people with the virus have died in the United States.1 However, these alarming numbers give us only half of the picture; a closer look at data by different social identities (such as class, gender, age, race, and medical history) shows that minorities have been disproportionally affected by the pandemic. These minorities in the United States are not having their right to health fulfilled.
According to the World Health Organization’s report Closing the Gap in a Generation: Health Equity through Action on the Social Determinants of Health, “poor and unequal living conditions are the consequences of deeper structural conditions that together fashion the way societies are organized—poor social policies and programs, unfair economic
COVID-19 is killing people on a large scale. As of October 10, 2020, more than 7.7 million people across every state in the United States and its four territories had tested positive for COVID-19. According to the New York Times database, at least 213,876 people with the virus have died in the United States.1 However, these alarming numbers give us only half of the picture; a closer look at data by different social identities (such as class, gender, age, race, and medical history) shows that minorities have been disproportionally affected by the pandemic. These minorities in the United States are not having their right to health fulfilled.
According to the World Health Organization’s report Closing the Gap in a Generation: Health Equity through Action on the Social Determinants of Health, “poor and unequal living conditions are the consequences of deeper structural conditions that together fashion the way societies are organized—poor social policies and programs, unfair economic
by StrangerWords July 10, 2022

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.
Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
Gerald: Um..... Yes?
Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!
by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021

When you abruptly leave a gathering of more than 10 people during the pandemic without saying goodbye.
by h.rahm August 16, 2020

I don't know which is worse, getting the clot shot and dying or getting the clot shot and getting Covid Dick. Essentially you are dead either way.
by Delta Pussy January 13, 2022
