cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Pussy Catcher

A dog that helps his owner get girls. This term happens in like half the romantic movies out there.

Rachel: Aww look at that doggie!

Sarah: Ugh Don't waist time on him, he only bought that dog as a pussy catcher

by ToatsRad October 16, 2010

Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.

Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.

by alberto89 February 28, 2021

Catch a bag

Two dickheads used this phrase in a diss track against Brolby. Brikey will never be better than brolby. Brikey consists of 2 cringey ass you tubers who claim they’re “the shit” but no, they are “shit”

Brikey bout to catch a bag. Brolby sound like something on your ass.

by Ilikebigbuttsandicannotlie69 October 21, 2017

catcher's mitt

A word descirbing the appearance of a woman's worn out, tired ass vagina.

Damn, that bitch had a fuckin' catcher's mitt! Yeah, she was nasty, but fuck it, ya know?

by Justin May 4, 2004

Catch these thumbs

Fighting or serving/ about to serve your opponent an ass whoopin in video game.

Person 1: okay, play me on Mortal Kombat and I'll beat you. Person 2: Oh really! Boiii your gonna catch these thumbs!

by CrocodileBait January 23, 2017

catch it

to be able to fuck

dayum dat gurl wit da fatty could catch it

by twisted November 22, 2003