The Conservatives

The voice of reason and conscience in British politics.

During the 2019 General Election, many traditional labour voters came to their senses and voted for The Conservatives.

by Malhomme November 26, 2020

conservative bias

Something not nearly as proliferous as the raging liberal bias in the US media.

Liberals scream "Fox News!" when giving an example of conservative bias. Please. If conservatives yelled about CNN, ABC, CBS, PBS, NPR, CNN, MSNBC, Newsweek, Time and the New York Times half as much as the Left yells about Fox, even I'd get bored with them.

by tradesman June 1, 2004

Deep conversation

He softly kissed me, mastered my small breasts like a skillful artist. He caressed my legs, my inner thigh, brushed his hand along my clit. Took my nipples in his mouth like he was sucking on a Hershey's kiss. I was girating, wanting him in me. Then he took my clit in his mouth but only for a few seconds...tease. He then rubbed his engorged dick on me, then in me, then on me again. When he finally entered me, his girth took up my entire space...commanding it to his will. His fluid motion was just enough and his tip was speaking in tongues to my gorgeous G. She loved every minute of it! She started to sing and as she was being stroked, the sounds from inside erupted into the loudest sounds I've exclaimed in a long time. But I wasn't finished. He took me in his mouth & 8 more times I saw the light. Then he fucked me...like he was fucking out those from my past. I was A & O x 0. I emerged with quivering thighs & a satisfaction I haven't experienced in many months.

His dick had a deep conversation with my G, and I loved every minute of it!
It was agony & ecstasy all at the same time. Agony to let go, but ecstasy to feel alive again!

by Morphologicalfreedom... October 6, 2013

Conservatism

Conservatism is a political philosophy for a ruling class and economics – it recognizes a poor class and supports the fact that it will always exist, and it goes on to talk about the elitist class (the wealthy or upper class) – Conservatives believe that this elitist class is the superior class and they deserve to be the ruling class. The elitist class has no obligation to the lower classes. They believe the elitist class is the elitist class because they work harder and are smarter then the lower classes – therefore they deserver positions of power. Conservatism is basically a survival of the fittest philosophy.

For example Ronald Reagan exemplified the conservative ideals with his theory of supply-side economy better know as Reaganomics.

Macridis, Roy C. "Conservatism." Microsoft® Encarta® 2006 DVD. Redmond, WA:
Source: Microsoft Corporation, 2005.

"Ronald Reagan." Microsoft® Encarta® 2006 DVD. Redmond, WA:
Source: Microsoft Corporation, 2005.

by Cookies, the other batch April 29, 2006

conversational fore-play

When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.

My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?

(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)

by KP The Quality OG August 28, 2009

Teenage Conversation

Any conversation between two or more teenagers, typically from the suburbs, that ultimately ends with one person suggesting that they go to someone's basement and get drunk. Repeat this cycle about eighty times.

"Man, what are we gonna do tonight?!"
-'We can go bowling.'
"No, lanes close at 8."
-'We can get something to eat.'
"And after..."
-'Ughh, see a movie'
"That gets a bit repetitive after the third week in a row."
-'Oh I know, we can go to Mike's basement and get completely hammered.'
"Hooray, that's not all extremely depressing."
-"I cry myself to sleep..." (Teenage Conversation)

by IAmNotDoingMyEnglishPaper August 5, 2012

Conservative

Someone who falls on the "right" end of the political spectrum.

In the United States in particular, a person who cherishes the religious freedom said nation is founded upon, is hated for thinking differently from people who profess "open-mindedness" to the point of being dismissed from employment and educational institutions, and who aren't afraid to work for their own living nor to actually defend their freedoms.

One who opposes the erosion of society from psychologically destructive substances and relationship-destroying sexual promiscuity.

One who opposes freeloaders and election-rigging.

Rachel: Mike is always on time, he always gets the job done, and he hasn't called me at 3 in the morning to pick him up from a bar or bail him out of jail! How can I make the rest of my employees like that?

Steven: Well, if they were conservative like him, they would be.

by Notmy Realname November 18, 2012