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Comfy Pipes

Comfy Pipes: something that Vishnu and Sunja have and it’s day program’s comfy pipes and Mollie’s comfy pipes and Saige, Devin and Chris have comfy pipes
Devin went to the icky gray burps pumping station today’s comfy pipes
by Merlin vac engine January 5, 2024
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Comfort excuse

Largely used in romance, excuses people give rejecting someone by overcomplicating their baggage into something valid on a positive spin. This is usually overcompensating for their romantic insecurities
She gave him a comfort excuse turning him down by telling him she's older and divorced and that he's younger and has his life ahead of him because she fears that her baggage will get in the way of enjoying the romance.

Usually in this case mora than not, the person is really rejecting themselves before they get rejected in the long term
by Miktionary January 6, 2024
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Comfybum

Soft toilet tissue as opposed to Izal toilet paper normally found in public toilets in the 60's and 70's and in military barrack blocks well into the 80's.
I need a shit, I hope these public toilets have comfybum!
by Shrek's Dad January 15, 2024
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comfy

a man that uses the word "comfy" wants to be dicked down
alex: hey man i'm feeling comfy
john: this mf wants some dick
by meatbeating January 31, 2024
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Comflex

Joe: look! She's so cute, she needs to comflex
Andy: what does that mean..?
Joe: flex her complex dude..
Andy: ohhhh, that's smart
by Marie's stay slang November 15, 2023
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Comfort

He gives me comfort <3
by Notalexxis November 16, 2023
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comflex

From the kpop group stray kids. Flex your complex
You should comflex.. it's nice
by anonymous November 18, 2023
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