Coffee Cut

Being really specific about how you want your hair cut. Like ordering Coffee.

She was getting a Coffee Cut at the stylist.

by ragingcolt1029 September 19, 2017

Coffee Break

It´s supposed to be a fun little break of already hellish tests in Gran Turismo 4,but it´s as hard,or even harder than normal tests,also fuck IA-34

"Man,did you got gold on your Coffee Break in GT4"
"Nah fam,these cones love to get in my ass"
"Yeah man,I understand your pain"
And then they throw the PS2 Controller across the room

by GT4LoverIGuess June 21, 2021

canuck coffee

Coffee with crown royal maple

'That's a Canadian coffee Nick, a Canuck coffee has alcohol' said Emily

by Attila8tla November 17, 2014

Coffee with everything on it

A coffee of any size, with one sugar, one cream, one sweetener, and one milk.

Anyone want something from Tim's? Ya, get me a medium coffee with everything on it.

by Red DUKE October 23, 2019

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.

"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."

by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018

Coffee Skank

Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.

Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?

Michael: Of course I am.

Kristen: Coffee Skank

by Mrbrkfst May 7, 2021