Clown House

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 20, 2007

Insane Clown Posse

A "rap" group whos fanbase consists of 5th graders with down syndrome. If you read their lyrics,you can see that they have no talent what so ever. For instance,if you were to read some of Eminem's lyrics you could tell that he at least attempts to rhyme and delivers it good. ICP on the other hand have both horrible lyrics and hardly make them soundgood.

I quote:

"Night Of The Axe"

Shit, I can't fucking take this
All this fucking pressure, I'm dying
Make me go motherfucking crazy
I got all these motherfuckers
Every where I go
They gonna come down on me

If you look,that doesnt even rhyme.
Why people actually listen to these idiots is beyond me.

Also "Shaggy 2 Dope" doesnt write his own lyrics.

If you would like to troll them like I do,you can do some of the following.

"Eminem is hot"
"shaggy doesnt write his own lyrics."
"faygo sucks"

Be creative,make your own.

Oh I forgot to add, these fucktards aparently created their own branches of heaven and hell. Shangri-la being reserved for the true juggalos.

Below is a conversation I have actually taken from one of my trollings.

P.s. If you look you can tell that aparently their vocabulary is mainly composed of the words "Redneck" "Mother" "Fucker" and "Faggot".

Wicked Clown RJ: u little faggot ass mother fucker
Me: plx dont hurt meh
Wicked Clown RJ: what the fuck is wrong wit u are u retarded or are u just one dumb ass mother fucker
Me:www.teletorrents.org for free porn.
yes im retarded.
Wicked Clown RJ: look faggot stop sendin me e-mails bfore i take a rode trip and kick ur ass u stupid faggot ass mother fucker.
Me: rly?
Wicked Clown RJ: yes really u redneck mother fucker

INSANE CLOWN POSSE Mcl

by Hawk Koski November 6, 2006

boxing the clown

The act or art of manual stimulation of your own, not another's, hang-down.

I sat at home last night with the Sears catalog, boxing the clown till I was raw.

by Tunis August 27, 2003

clown smile

The act of performing oral sex on a woman who is menstruating. The blood on the mouth of the person doing it looks like a big red clown mouth.

Bob went down on Trudy and came up wearing a clown smile.

by A. Walton September 30, 2005

insane clown posse

If you listen to this band dont hope on growing up. If you do, you might just be the first.
I suppose you could just go whine about fucking killing fucking polic fuckers with your fucking faygo fucks.

kid: hey man fuck you im bad ass and shit because I listen to insane clown posse, look I wear chains and im a scrawny piece of white trash.
big black bouncer: im going to crush you like a bug with my huge ass cock because im actually bad ass because I dont walk around like a fucking clown(...) wearing chains and talking shit
kid: I listen to ICP.... I like that....
big black bouncer: I guess you do win.

by ICPblowscock January 1, 2007

insane clown posse

A group of faggots that think they're the shit/are practically a father figure to pussies and douchebags everywhere. Nobody but white trash and even dumber faggots like them. They have no musical talent whatsoever, and the group of people that DON'T like them are bigger than the group of people who DO.

ICP fan 1: I'm a total faggot and i suck so much dick i lost my gag reflex. but it's okay because i listen to insane clown posse. why does everyone hate on us?

ICP fan 2: yeah I'm a total homo too and i take so much dick up the butt i'm numb from the waste down. and I think it's cause we're gay

Everyone else on earth: we hate on you because you're something you will never see: pussies.

by Anonymous1231231 July 29, 2009

Douche Clown

When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.

"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"

"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"

"Good call douche clown"

by ClearCause January 17, 2008