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chode

she said he has a chode in them jeans
by clit master June 26, 2008
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chode

a small dick that is much girthier than it is long, like a 1 inch long penis that is as wide as a pringles can.
becky wants a chode times a pencil, that apparently means huge, bitch
by crazy February 5, 2004
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Chode

A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).
Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!

Haha, your mom is a chode!

A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.
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Cayden

he’s a gay dude, he fucking loves making his lovers suck his dick, he's stubborn but sometimes has a big heart for only one person that is special to him, also he has a big dick ;)
Person one: bro your dating cayden???
Person two: yeah, he makes me suck his dick a lot
by Kaii shut the fuck up June 28, 2020
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Grenade Grundle Chode

The ugliest guy in a whole group of hotties; a male grenade.
I told my friend's boyfriend to hook me up with one of his friends but the guy was a total grenade grundle chode so i rejected!
by freewezzyknodat22 October 6, 2010
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chode

this is a penis that is wider than it is in length a very unfortunate disease
dude i think i have a chode
by adolf October 13, 2003
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chode-smoker

Your sister is chill but your brother-in-law is a total chode-smoker.
by prostate September 1, 2005
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