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chokeberry

(chok'berë) n.
1. A fictitious fruit grown on low growing bushes, particularly appealing to Chupacabras
The bloodthirsty Chupacabra, after eating twelve sheep, ate an entire bush of chokeberrys.
by Lothriel Ellinde February 19, 2007
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Choke-Nasty-Foos

To choke-nasty-foos is to participate in a highly competitive match of inebriated foosball. This term is usually used in combination with the word "what" to signify a rhetorical question posed by one excited and inebriated player to another.
Oohhhhh sup bud? You ready for this choke-nasty-foos what?!?!
by Steveland Judkins April 24, 2008
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choke tears

The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.
I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.
by Argivian February 28, 2014
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choke on bacon

A common phrase on Southern Wisconsin farms used to describe the act of performing oral sex on a fat and greasy penis.
Farmer Wilbur entered the house after cutting wood on a hot August day and hollered to Mert, "woman come out to the shed and choke on bacon."
by Big-dog-on-porch May 29, 2017
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cheken

Hot damn that is one fine cheken
by Sir_Dankelton June 6, 2017
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Chikes

Chavs on bikes 🚲 (Chikeys)
Spotty hoodie wearing teenagers riding mountain bikes causing havoc.
Them fucking little Chikeshas just rode off with my jacket.
by Tony boloni February 2, 2018
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Strangle-choke

DSM-IV

1) A condition wherein, a person who is an expert at a task, is forced to watch or teach a person who is horrible at the task move really really REALLY slowly. E.G., a luddite using a computer mouse for the first time. The person who is adroit at the task, slowly goes crazy watching the inept person trying to complete this simple thing, and wants to alternately strangle and choke them...but you'd never do such a thing.

2) When walking in a large city, with many pedestrians who are moving slowly, and are not self-aware, that block your path, don't walk straight, stop to take pictures of buildings, et cetera...and you...the fast walker, want to strangle and or choke them and move on...but you'd of course never do such a thing.

3) Anytime you're so pissed at someone or a pet, and you fantasize about strangling and choking them...even though you are so anti-violence that you're a vegan and a card carrying member of Amnesty International
So I'm at my sister's, and holy shit, I effing wanted to strangle-choke her like six times! She's trying to find some pictures on her puter, and I'm showing her how to use Windows Explorer, and WOW, she's a total computer idiot! Finally, I just knocked her ass out of the chair and showed her what to do before someone (her) got strangled, and or choked!
by The Fig December 8, 2011
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