frozen dick's chance in hell

no way, slim chance, not happening

There is no frozen dick's chance in hell that those two are getting married.

by HERNONYMOUS May 9, 2020

Chance

A respected man/women with an enthusiastic attitude and an outgoing person he/she helps anyone in need and repairs broken items whether it be a relationship or a car he/her will help ASAP did I mention a chance typically gets lucky on a lot of things so if your chance go buy some lottery tickets.

Chance carrieo uthe his dreams

by cyris21357384 January 24, 2019

crackie chan

a chinese person who does coke and sells it.

Stranger #1- you got the stuff.
crackie chan- r u perice offica?
Stranger #1- bet your sweet ass I am, put your hands where I can see them!
crackie chan- ahh, your breakin my balls.

by Pres. Bill Clinton May 16, 2009

chance

chance is a person who is super cool and belongs with a girl named Anndrea

chance really belongs with Anndrea

by MR. heart break November 16, 2017

12 Chan

12 chan is a collection of bloggers who are eithier sickos, pedos, stalkers, or all of the above. The site is total filth. I stumbled upon the site a week ago and connot beleive such things exist on public servers. Horrible.

I went to 12 chan and shit my pants twice over the fact that it was legal.

by Avengerofweak May 3, 2009

Earth-chan

A weeaboo-made fictional character, portraying Earth as an anime character. Since it's not an actual anime character nor a product of Japan, it's considered a weeaboo thing. If you see someone posting an Earth-chan meme or cosplaying as her, you know they're a weeaboo.

Martin: "Which character are you going to cosplay as for the next event?"
Jessie: "I'll try that Earth-chan. She's very popular right now"
Martin: "Eww! You're such a weeaboo. Go find some other photographer!"

by Romangelo June 13, 2018

Calandra

She is always happy and has the ability to make anyone smile. She is fun,caring,smart and beautiful but she is extremely hard to find. Her name and personality is what makes her unique so if you find a calandra keep her! As calandra is very friendly her wrath is as cold as ice. Calandra is the best partner you could find with her special ability to make you laugh and keep you happy. Once you get to know calandra you will fall head of heels in love with her.

Person 1: im feeling sad and lonely
Person 2 : you definately need a Calandra

by Unicorns unite July 3, 2018