Saltine Challenge

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.

Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!

by atimonkey March 18, 2010

chazling

Another word for marijuana or a spliff

Smoking a chazling every night whilst watching eastenders is quite likely to increase your intelligence and interest to the rest of the human race by over 1000%

by robuttt October 10, 2006

chaloing

The act of taking a casual walk, usually in a group, where the main purpose is to enjoy the journey. Either there is no particular destination, or arriving there is not the primary objective. From the Hindi word chalo, meaning "let's go."

Dude 1: Shall we go chaloing today?
Dude 2: Yes! Chalo!
Dude 3: Why doesn't Mike ever go chaloing with us?
Dude 4: He's way too busy for chaloing.

by Johnny Electric January 16, 2011

Calling Dibs Rule

If you call dibs on something that thing that you called dibs on is automatically yours.

Calling Dibs Rule on THAT car and Ill get it.

by Dibs boiiiii November 9, 2018

Macaroni Challenge

The Macaroni Challenge originated in ancient Rome at a small liberal arts college in Maryland. The Macaroni Challenge is a feat that should only be undertaken by Brave Men. The Macaroni Challenge consists of extensive Macaroni Consumption over a period of exactly 24 hours. The Macaroni Challenge should not be aired on FOX in 24 discrete episodes occuring in Real Time. Completion of the Macaroni Challenge shall be invalidated if the participant cries or throws up. According to the World Macaroni Challenge Counsel (WMCC) the Macaroni must be presented with a Cheese Topping And Consumed From A Small Bowl Using A Tined Eating Utensil. There has only been one certified completion of the Macaroni Challenge.

Dont be a bitch! We're not going to let you into our frat unless you complete the Macaroni Challenge!

by Julius Tabernacle April 14, 2008

Attachmentally Challenged

Politically correct version of Attachmentard.

Stupid jerk who continually forgets to include a specified attachment within an email.

Don't be alarmed if Bob had to send you that spread sheet a few times, he's a little attachmentally challenged.

by Velveeta Vunderkoont August 25, 2008

liverly challenged

What one becomes after drinking an excessive amount
of alcohol over a long period of time.

Uncle Vern had become liverly challenged after slamming two bottles of vodka every day for over twelve years.

by whimzzical June 6, 2010