Case Closed

An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.

Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.

Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.

Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.

by FrenchOnion May 16, 2021

carey

Sometimes a male. Is generally sweet, regardless of sex. An excellent partner to have in a relationship. He/or she will never cheat on his/or her partner. Anyone who meets a person named "carey" will certainly be blessed by his/or her genuinely lovable presence.

" I don't understand why he doesn't have a girlfriend!"
" Yeah, Carey is probably the sweetest and most lovable person I know."

by fairyboat1594 January 17, 2009

catchin' cases

To be taken to court, usually to be tried for a crime

Tupac (referring to self and Snoop, circa 1995): "Two multimillionaire mothafuckas catchin' cases"

by moduloprime December 8, 2005

Sex-case

1. A tireless pursuer of sex
2. Someone who has been accused or suspected of a sexual offence
3. A case containing sexual paraphernalia

The baggage handlers couldn't believe what they found in Jack's sex-case.

by Kenny23456 April 23, 2015

Caney Creek

A high school in Conroe, Texas often confused with New Caney High school. Where everyone graduated and no one can spell.

Person 1: "You went to New Caney?"
Person 2: "No, Caney Creek High school, it is in Conroe."

by mj1983 May 10, 2009

sad case

A contemptible and depraved individual, one whose actions are an embarrassment to himself and/or others.

That kid is a level SR130 on Halo 4 and it's only been out for a month. What a sad case.

That kid spends half his days on Facebook rummaging through his news feed. What a sad case.

That girl cares about what people say on Facebook. What a sad case.

by MrKapper Is Back January 2, 2013

Case of Beef

Any situation, such as at a house party, event, nightclub or bar, where the ratio of males to females is excessively high rendering absolutely horrendous odds of ever scoring a piece of ass (with a female anyway). Also known as a sausage party or sausage fest.

Hey broohhhh. We are headed over to Frank's house party. Heard it was rocking.

Ya heard wrong braaaahhh. Just left. It's a case of beef over there.

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2015