Bollocks

The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.

The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.

by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 13, 2016

Brollytard

Noun. Someone who thinks that the only important and developed characters in Dragonball are the strongest, discount weaker characters as boring.

Bill: "I think that Garlic jr is a pretty cool character"
Jeff: "No way he's lame he isn't even as strong as piccolo after he fuses with Nails"
Bill: "Would you quit being a brollytard? Not everything is about how strong the villian is!"

by Captain Ginyu October 2, 2016

Bollocksy

When someone calls you out on doing something weird and you get angry about it

Why are you smoking a candle? I'm not Jenny don't get bollocksy with me!

by Manlikedave April 24, 2017

Bollocksnagger

When you jump a barbwire fence and get a lil sumthin caught on a barb...

DId you hear about rory ? , he got in a bollocksnagger the other day

by SmytheLad September 8, 2017

Bollocxian

Referring to a poorly thought out idea or project. Nonsensical
Bollocxian Logic : poorly thought out or obtuse logic ; making little sense;nonsensical

That's Bollocxian logic. Bollocks

by MmmMakoman October 25, 2017

bollock yoghurt

siemen, come, sex wee

...then i fired my bollock yoghurt in her face..

by asbo the guru May 18, 2018