brain job

when your gf/bf covers your nose with their mouth and blows up your nostrils giving you a weird tingly feeling in your head

I was making out with my boyfriend when he decided to give me a brain job. he is so weird

by suckmyash September 5, 2015

Brain Pooped

when you exert so much focus or brain power that you lose all ability to function as a normal human being

Ex. Sarah was dumb, so after question 1 on the exam she became brain pooped.

by cmdrwest May 15, 2017

brain afterbirth

A loose measurement of how stupid, ridiculous, or retarded something is.

That kid has too much brain afterbirth.

The amount of brain afterbirth in that video was astounding.

by Zebora September 21, 2017

brain pocket

When something gets stuck in your mind and you can't get rid of it, this is where it gets stuck.

I woke up with Post Malone in my brain pocket this morning

by Lorrington November 10, 2018

Brain Rotator

A device used to rotate your brain into a more favourable position.

Y'know what? You're being a bit of a dick. I think you need a brain rotator.

by The Pope of Paragraphs November 22, 2018

Brain Butcher

A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.

Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”

by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019

Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020