the bowl treatment

When one's hair exceeds their mothers liking. she proceeds to place the fitted bowl on her son's head and buzz off what ever hair she can see.

dude! look! i think Reece had the bowl treatment last night.

by emu fagget January 19, 2014

Bowl clanker

That fucking asshole who eats cereal so aggressively as to beat the sides of the bowl, creating that unique clank sound. Damned assholes.

"Stop beating the fucking cereal bowl! You annoying bowl clanker!"

by Moist genitals May 21, 2019

Weed bowling

When you are high asf at the bowling alley

Dude me and my friends went weed bowling last weekend.

by Litmane January 26, 2017

Hover bowling

The act of hovering your ass over a public restroom toilet, due to concern of fecal matter being present on the seat, and effectively shitting all over the toilet seat.

Hover bowling is the only way for females to get piss all over a toilet seat. Wtf is the matter with you girl? Hover bowlers all go to hell.

by Specialguwy May 12, 2015

Virgin Bowl

A fresh clean public toilet first thing in the morning after maintenance cleaning in a school or office building.

I was psyched to be the first to drop one in the Virgin Bowl this morning!

Damn! The boss drank too much coffee and obliterated the Virgin Bowl! I'll wait till I get home to take a shit!

That bowl is not longer a Virgin.... I had tacos last night! You might want to wait until the fog clears to go in there.

by BlackboyT December 8, 2010

Bowl Buckshot

The remains of an explosive shit left on the inside of the toilet

Jake walked into the bathroom and noticed the bowl buckshot left by his soon to be ex-girlfriend Kelly.

by Lord Cooper February 12, 2015

Slappy Bowl

Removing tobacco from a cigarette and smoking that in a pipe or bong as you would marijuana.

hey fool don't smoke a slappy bowl that big or your gonna get way to domed to skate.

by jahblazin February 27, 2011