Boring mother fucker

BMF / a person that’s really boring

This guy is such a BMF. Boring mother fucker

by Christian_mws November 18, 2021

hell was boring

Bad decisions. Good story. There is pain that hurts you and pain that changes you.

If it doesn't set your soul on fire, it's not worth the burn. Hence; hell was boring.

by Mudwoman April 24, 2023

Michael bore

A gay faggot - sticks rustys willy up his bumhole. Pussyhole .into beastilality . Like disabled gay autism porn.

Michael bore is a faggot

by Allahaukbar69 March 23, 2019

Bored Shitless

Bored to that far of a point that you cannot even find joy in doing a nice shit.

Example of being Bored Shitless
Bill:“Dude life is that boring at the moment I cannot even find joy in doing a fat shit”
Ben: “Dude cunts fucked ay”

by SoBoredShitless May 24, 2018

Allen is really bored

A group of border hoppers and one monkey

Bro the allen is really bored chat is so cool

by Cooldark February 28, 2024

Boring Bill

The male counterpart of a Plain Jane.

Person A: "Hey man, don't ask Tommy to do nothing, he never wants to do anything outside of work."
Person B: "So he's a real Boring Bill, huh?"

by MarshmallowKing December 17, 2022

Bored Journalist Syndrome

Virus affecting 99% of Beltway reporters

With the attention span of a mentally addled fruit fly, political reporters like Ken fucking Vogel and Sally fucking Buzbee get tired of covering the same things every day. When Vivek Rama-smarmy started running they screamed "he's the new Jesus!" when in actuality he was and is a lead balloon—made famous by bored, agitated journalists. When tasked with covering Mueller Report during Tangerine Jesus' 4-year reign of terror, reporters got anxious and fidgety which is when Bored Journalist Syndrome was born.

by Uncle Joosie January 22, 2024