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Boardgame Blueballs 

Knowing you're about to win a board game and you're opponent quits before the game is over, thus depriving you of the satisfaction of a game well won.
Rudy never should have told his wife she was about to win the game. She quit and now he has boardgame blueballs because he couldn't celebrate.

Whine Boarding 

The act of being forced to listen to someone whining about any give topic. Form a torture.
I was able to go home after she was done whine boarding me, but I did get laid!
Whine Boarding by Wallville January 5, 2008

hitting the boards 

1. winning or scoring

2. hitting the sideboards in hockey, causing injury
1. They won, hitting the boards for 10 points.

2. Hitting the boards, he broke his arm

Pre-Wake Boarding 

The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
Pre-Wake Boarding by Sammyp July 17, 2013

Bardaasht 

I can't bardaasht their behavior
Bardaasht by fetchilaskonish August 6, 2019
Bárður was a little dwarf in the Netherlands who kept talking to rats and lived in a cave. One day he went out in the city, and he gott bullied like he never was before
why are you trying to talk to that rat, you remind me of Bárður
Bárður by Danté Bandé January 14, 2020