Blueberry muffin

Blueberry muffin is a term used that you cut urself so badly u cut ur vein

'____ was in the hospital bc they cut their blueberry muffin if ykwim'

by Lotusss October 31, 2023

blubberisation

The act of something blowing up, becoming very big, or causing mass destruction. Or, in mathematics, the blubberisation coefficient, a coefficient measuring a feature of a bulb.

The blubberisation of the bug has caused ruptures throughout the project.

by #4294967296 December 11, 2023

blubberisation coefficient

The amount of a bulb inside its casing. If the radius of the bulb is r1, and the radius of the bulb plus casing is r2, assuming the bulb is a perfect sphere, the blubberisation coefficient of the bulb is (r1/r2)^3.

This bulb is better than that one because its blubberisation coefficient is larger.

by #4294967296 December 11, 2023

Blueberry

Noun
A person who comes to orgasm too quickly. Usually due to inexperience or over excitement.

"Remember that guy from the party?
He barely got the tip in. What a blueberry!"

"So I hooked up with this girl on tinder. Talk about a blueberry. I barely licked it. Great time!"

by KingPan420 December 28, 2023

Blueberry

Froot

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard

by Cigarette muncher January 9, 2024

Blubber Rubber

When someone picks the fat person to be their romantic partner over literally anyone else for better or worse.

Austin: Ugh, my sister is always bringing the chunkiest guy she can find back home for sex.
Jakob: So...your sister is a Blubber Rubber?
Austin: Yeah...

by WumboManDLX January 30, 2024

Blueberries

A joke made on Powerpoint tutorials when a Youtuber named fastppt_net uploads a tutorial short, involving blueberries. The comment section made jokes on every single Powerpoint tutorial video saying that they forgot to add blueberrries onto their presentation.

"Johnny, why did you put blueberries on a presentation of WW2?"

by George Hiffy November 18, 2023