buddy blaster

When you blast a friend up the butt while either high or drunk.

"Dude get off billy, your a fricken buddy blaster!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

blaster

A male orgasm so powerful that anyone in its range will be killed. The power is not unlike that of a shotgun

Dolphin: i had a real blaster last night, the pool attendent is still floating around somewhere

by thisisbatcountry March 8, 2005

baby batter blizzard

when you shoot a load in a blizzard frozen treat and feed it to some whore, probably tylers mom

"i just gave Tyler's whore ass mom a baby batter blizzard"
"oh snap ! that bitch sits four!"

by anus greasley December 29, 2007

Ball blaster

A high-volume fart that is so powerful it propels your junk forward, painfully slapping the parts against your belly or thigh.

To perform a ball blaster, put on loose-fitting boxers (or nothing at all), get in a reclining position, spread your legs, brace for the pain, and let it rip. Hard.

by Rabbi Jimbob September 14, 2015

Belly Blaster

When you come so hard into a chick, it goes through the vagina and into the abdomen and seeps out of the belly button.

"I gave my girlfriend a belly blaster. The I told that bitch to drive herself to the hospital because that's not even anatomically possible."

by Ball Nuts July 2, 2009

Vag blaster

A particularly powerful pussy fart that causes the vag owner either pain, arousal or embarrassment in the extreme.

I let go a pussy fart after Jim fucked me and I had an Vag blaster orgasm better than he's given me!

by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010

D Batteried

The act of performing coitus aka sexual intercourse on an air mattress that was filled up using a device that requires D batteries. This is usually executed while staying at the residence of a friend and you do not have a bed to bring the girl back to, so you do it on the air mattress provided to you for your stay.

Yo dude, I totally D batteried this slut last night.

by Nickroxmoms November 4, 2013