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bite the kerb

Said in situations when you want someone to die, when approached by a mugger or someone who wants to steal something from a human, you say 'bite the kerb', in the style of American History X. When you feel the rage you get when someone tries to steal something from someone who worked for money, then all you want to do is either kill the bastard or wound him very much.
Mugger - 'Gimme your money bruv or I'll bore you up'

You - 'Fuck off and bite the kerb you cunt'
by Tibor May 3, 2005
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spider bite

During sex, when the man gives a hickie just above the vagina, bites it to break the skin, then ejaculates on the hickie/bite.
She's wild - totally into spider bites!
by ItsyBitsySpidey June 14, 2011
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biness

A real foxy momma, a cool cat that has that "invisible touch".
A good girl with a bad side.... Nothing beats waking up in her arms.
Damn I'm in for it now, check out that biness!

supercalifragiBINESS
by Thinh July 16, 2008
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Baitness

A term used to slander someone, used by homophobes who are afraid they may be gay themselves. Also see queerbait
This playlist is baitness (translation: it sucks and I'm afraid I'm a homosexual)
by LordRaven December 12, 2003
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crazy bidness

Insane goings-on; as in unbelievably silly doings. (crazy business)
"You flashed those guys? That's some crazy bidness."
by Noelle September 16, 2003
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monkey bite

A type of physical affliction closely resembling a pinch. Most often accompanied by a high-pitched cry of "MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
"MONKEY BIIIITE!!!"
-Michael Sue
by N/A June 7, 2003
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shark bite

UK drinking term-

Basically a snake bite (lager / cider split) with a vodka or double vodka top. Not the for the weak or the part time drinker.
I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.
by black flag June 9, 2004
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