When a female who is all natural (hasn't shaved in a while) sits on a man's face who has a full beard. Otherwise known as an organic continental breakfast. Also known as bush on beard crime.
by Spanish Voice October 13, 2018
Get the Bush N Beard mug.when your ass is inundated with fur, that, no matter how hard u shave, it keeps cuming back... also, it is imposible to wipe your bum clean. nice
by Harriers Mad January 21, 2009
Get the Anal Beard mug.They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)
As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!
by Katie, Lena, Julia, Connor, Evan May 4, 2008
Get the thunder beads mug.When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard
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Get the Beamed mug.1. Disastrous facial hair.
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
2. Phrase used as an expletive to describe the owner of said faical hair.
3. Aftermath of administering a rim job
See also: chin squig, bum fluff, bunting, goon features, W. G. Grace, Robin Cook, The Blunkett, Spinoza, crumpet head, croon muncher, toffee cheeks, Malcolm Glazer
John shouted at Nick 'Oi, Shit Beard! Shave you twat!' As Nick was the owner of a preposterous chin squig, he relented and consented, to much jubilation.
by Beans v The G May 20, 2005
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A weapon straight from the original Metroid, this beam will freeze enemies. Samus Aran once used this weapon to freeze Metroids in order to kill them.
A weapon straight from the original Metroid, this beam will freeze enemies. Samus Aran once used this weapon to freeze Metroids in order to kill them.
by Elpizo December 28, 2004
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