batman

code word for sex. if my friend asks me if i want to watch Batman i just assume

“We should watch Batman.”

by lemurluvr659 June 9, 2022

batman's parents

Dead

Batman's Parents: "Dead as hell".

by Beegshrekman August 4, 2022

Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

by URMOMYOSUCKA November 4, 2022

batman

a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.

"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"

by a_guy21333 November 11, 2022

Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich

Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...

by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022

batman (rizz weirdo)

On discord known ad the rizz God. An annoying mf who thinks he pulls bitches but they run from him. Usually they don't shower.

Oh no it's batman (rizz weirdo) we gotta go before we smell his stench!

by Batmanisstinky December 1, 2022

Batmaning

Standing on top of a building and looking down at a city for no explicable reason often to monologue or just pose.

Also known as, Dramatic High Perching, or spidermaning (although this typically involves a squat).

A: You see that new action movie?
B: Oh yeah, the main dude spends half the movie batmaning on buildings all around the city.
A: lol, looks cool though,

by Starkweather-G January 30, 2023