danul batul

lives on har hashkedim 1100 in Tiberias

hey where do you live?
danul batul

by Danul Batul October 5, 2025

Filthy Baptism

Filthy Baptism

She had me in her mouth, but just at the last moment I withdrew and gave her a filthy baptism.

by Darren and Cath November 13, 2025

Secondary Baptism

When, while showering, you can smell the horrid stench leaving you

After that secondary baptism I’m never skipping deodorant ever again

by Sp33D King December 4, 2025

Boston Baptism

Getting vomited on at a sporting event by a drunk fan

"Dude what the FUCK you drunk..." "Calm down man, you got your boston baptism! Welcome to the big leagues"

by E.M.V.J.J January 4, 2026

Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas

A substitute term, used to label/slander Christian churches/denominations/beliefs which lack the legitimacy, sacraments or theological depth of mainline apostolic Christian churches.

This term is typically thrown around on social media by Christians who consider theology to be an important matter, and view Catholicism, Orthodoxy, or a trad-Protestant denomination as the "correct" denomination.

"Well it looks the Roman Catholic Church, which is apostolically founded, is heretical. The Southern Baptist Church of Arkansas holds the fullness of truth."

by Ion2170 January 6, 2026

Mushroom Baptism

A act where a man dips his penis in gelatin, jello, or other viscous liquids, like yogurt.

"I just had the most wicked Mushroom Baptism last night!"

by ヨーグルトマッシュルームマスターmushroom man January 10, 2026

whore-master basturd

A guy who has a harem of cheap lays.

As in "Joey's such a whore-master basturd sleaze!"

by kim whalen December 3, 2003