Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Nostalgia banking

A soulless cashgrab banking on the nostalgia of a franchise’s previous installments.

“Those Disney Star Wars movies are basically just nostalgia banking with no real plot.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 27, 2023

Piggy banking

When you do a handstand while someone shoved coins in your ass

I was piggy banking last night.

by Rat raccoon September 4, 2023

scissor backing

When a person is so drunk they begin to lean backwards heavily like a standing back handspring.

"That kid Katz drank so much at the Yankees game, he's straight scissor backing."

by steadyskiing July 27, 2024

Online Banking

Verb. The act of looking at internet porn and wanking.

“He’s not asleep, he’s online banking”

“Don’t come in I’m online banking”

by LucaSmells August 12, 2024

Bad-backing

When you have multiple cell phones ringing back to back usually with drug sells that you have to get to. Originated in Milwaukee Wisconsin

Man I been bad-backing all morning off these 3 phones!

by YTbaby December 19, 2023