bird bath

When you or someone else pours champaign down a womans blouse between her breasts

Bend your boobies down girl and let me give you a bird bath..

by RaqCity September 5, 2012

bird penis

Bird penis refers to shoving your dick in a girls ear hole while she eats birdseed out of a dog bowl that's been placed in a refrigerator for at least 30 minutes

I went on a blind date with this chick last night that totally into bird penis. It was awesome!

by SteveTheCreepyPirate June 18, 2014

Bird Slut

Girl With a big nose that is a slut, or acts in a slutty manner.

Person 1: damnn look at that girls nose,, she trys to get with all the guys

Person 2: Shes a Bird Slut

by Amanda,Taylor,Stevie August 22, 2009

bird feed

Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.

bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai

by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010

bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.

Dee has those freaky bird eyes.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

bird machine

No one knows

"Bird machine, check" -some nigga that had no qualifications marking off that very short checklist

by Obviously not Dj Snake May 15, 2014

bird dog

A term often used by those with limited mental capacity to emphasize they would like something unpleasant done that they would not like to do, or are unable to do themselves.

" We really need you to Bird dog this issue!"

by Midmcnasty October 26, 2005