Sour Apple Altoid

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.

Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*

by Curiously Sour May 7, 2011

Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

wario apparition

Wario apparition is a Super Mario 64 theory, derived from a creepypasta post on 4chan. In that post the Wario apparition was described as a large, floating Wario head which chases you down a hallway and draws its powers from mental instability. Once its powers reach a certain point, it escapes from the game and causes memory loss to the player.

Disclamer: this isn't actually a real thing

The Wario Apparition is something of a legend in the SM64 community.

by Otto Von Bismarck July 22, 2020

Boston Candy Apple

(n) the product of an ejaculation onto a male partner's penis and leaving the cum for a period of time, after which the ejaculating partner will lick his own cum off of said penis.

Justin: Oh my god, did you hear what those two guys did last night?
John: Yeah, I heard they were so hungry that one gave the other a Boston Candy Apple!

by andshesshrunk July 10, 2010

insert two apple in ass

when you shove appl in ass

guy 1: hey apl
guy 2: heyo apl
guy 3:HEY GUYS WHATS UP *insert two apple in ass* HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
guy 2: god dammit man

by melancholicapple February 11, 2018

Amish Anal Apparition

Much like Ghost Sex but swapped genders andgay
As a female tell your man you want to have sex “Amish Anal Style” meaning you would do anal sex but through a hole in a sheet, but first he must “go into the bathroom, put on a button down shirt and a straw hat while you get ready; speaking during sex is frowned upon”
During the time your man is “getting ready” you can use a gay friend to hide under the sheet.
You will then go watch your man go to town on your gay friend’s butt hole, as he climax knock on the window and let him know he’s been Amish Anal Apparitioned

I used “Amish Anal Apparition” for revenge on my boyfriend for “Ghost Sex”.

by Officer Sunshine Thunderpants February 14, 2020