August 29

August 29th the day some idiot failed NNN. Like come on man. Just keep it in your pants.

*August 29 2020* Bruh I have a kid. She just turned 1 today.
His Buddy: You are a disgrace to all NNN Vets. Just keep your silly willy in your teeny tiny pants.

by Waffle_Queen November 2, 2019

August 15th

The sexiest Hottest Girls who are smart are born here, If they have a crush on you, don't miss out, they are EPIC leos who are cool.

I banged an August 15th. She was Peng as fucking shite, I wanna hump her again.

by Michael Jackson IS my Hero RIP November 20, 2020

August 28

Girls born on August 28 are gorgeous intelligent and incredible. They are actually the best

Girl 1: wanna be friends forever if you are born on august 28
Girl 2: of course you are awesome and I care about you

by Tiktoker_notfamous December 12, 2020

August 5

Drop your guard and get a boyfriend day

August 5. Someone wants to be your forever so why not let them!

by Love letter August 5, 2021

red angus

when you are having sex with a woman on her period, you pull out and slap her in the face, leaving a red mark on her cheek.

i was having sex with a woman and i totally gave her the ol "red angus"

by uncle waggy77 May 16, 2009

25 august

Is the day when people with massive dicks are born

25 August , At least 12inch

by Jackchaddyisacunt November 6, 2019

August Underground's Mordum

August Underground's Mordum is an indie exploitation film released by Toetag Pictures in 2003. Designed to look like a snuff film, the movie depicts a fictional love triangle between the lead character from the original August Underground, his insane girlfriend Crusty, and her animal-like brother, Maggot. Numerous horror film sites have listed this film on their top 10 "most disgusting" and/or "most disturbing" lists. Despite many rumors to the contrary, however, it is NOT real!

College Guy: Hey bro, wanna watch August Underground's Mordum with me?

Friend: *vomits*

by loop zoop June 17, 2011