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anti-microsoft

The attitude of Linux users who believe that Microsoft is the work of the devil and that Bill Gates is the anti-Christ who lives in a dark castle above the thunderclouds guarded by evil winged monkeys.

Microsoft is a closed society of evil-doers who don't believe in sharing. They want to crush any attempts to download free music or DVD's and make everyone pay for their crappy operating systems that are riddled with errors and security flaws. Their eventual goal is to close down libraries because that is a form of piracy in their closed mind-set. As opposed to open-source.
"Vista girked on me, so I switched to Ubuntu and now I'm as anti-microsoft as the next Linux geek."
by piankeshaw May 29, 2008
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anti-yankee

A die-hard fan of the Big League baseball team the Boston Red Sox.
John: So, who do you think's got the Series this year?

Bob: Well, I'm anti-yankee.
by Dragon Tailed May 31, 2005
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Anti-Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. This anti-cougar is the complete opposite of a cougar regarding looks. The anti-cougar is atrocious and has the possibility of ranking on the lowest on the Hotness Scale. Can be anyone from an faulty surgical altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and overweight gimp or a mirf. Anti-Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the mid 40 , lonely, obvious single woman. The Anti-Cougar frequently tries to score young men, but gets shut down seconds into the conversation.
-"Ew dude, check out that Anti-Cougar over there.. she totally tried to hit on me but I denied her h-core"
by Rosswell November 17, 2010
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Anti-vaxxer

A person who believes celebrities who cry about toxins in vaccines but still inject botox into their face know more about the entire body of scientific literature than the people who have performed *actual research*.
I was talking to Pete the other day and he was trying to convince me Jenny McCarthy knows what she's talking about when it comes to vaccines. My poor friend has become an anti-vaxxer.
by Fuzzynubbins November 29, 2015
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Anti Poon

One who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. Can also be used to describe an object or person.
Dan, that orange haired ginger fuck could not pick up a girl if he tried. Hes THE anti poon.
by Js and Ml December 19, 2008
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anti-war

people who know there is a better way to solve problems than murdering thousands of young men and women
They say we must fight to keep our freedom,
But Lord knows there's got to be a better way.
~edwin starr
by 1 proud hippie May 9, 2005
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Anti-physics

We all know the normal laws of physics apply to everyone and everything in the universe, but every action has an equal and opposite reaction so it is logical to conclude that physics has an opposite reaction aswell.

Thats where the laws of Anti-physics come into play, Say you have an apple falling from a tree, well according to the laws of anti-physics, somewere in the world there is an apple falling up and re-attaching itself to a tree... maybe not on this dimentional plane but its still happening.

The same kind of laws apply to the size of an object (see example one) the size of the object is so unbeliveably huge that it cant be contained in a normal dimentional state so the laws of anti-physics allow this object to be contained in such a small area but still keep its natural large state (see TARDIS).

Another state of anti-physics is the most simplests so far, this effects your mental state in a crisis (see example two) causing the idiot of the group to reduce in intelligence to the point were it cant reduce any further and has no choice but to increase expenentially coming up with an ingenius plan to solve the crisis.

Anti-physics can be applied to anything with an opposite.
1: Its so big its small

2: Your so stupid your smart

Ect.
by Triple J May 7, 2005
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