Squid

Canadian Prison/Street slang for pedophile.

I just got word of a squid on the unit.

by Métis Messiah March 12, 2021

Squid

The best person on this planet who is your BFF. She normally goes by the name Sydney

Hey Squid, wanna hang out today?

by Squid15 November 19, 2019

Squid

A group of best friends that have a weird handshake and spend way to much time together.

Love my squid

by Sexychickie321 December 03, 2018

Squid

A child molester.

Hey Joe, look at that squid goof over there.

by Poonpounder77 September 09, 2019

Squid

Someone with stomach issues who goes swimming in a pool and, after being startled or moving in the wrong direction, blows a cloud of diarrhea into the water. This is usually followed by a hasty retreat from the scene.

The pool bar was closed for the rest of the afternoon after some drunk chick pulled a squid after lunch.

by JimboG April 10, 2019

Squid

Slang for a single cigarette

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station

by TheJordanzWorld August 19, 2021

SQUID

Used to end a proof in math. It’s the fun way of writing QED.

1+1=2
Therefore 1+1=2
SQUID

by JR136 October 17, 2021