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Rock Bridge Coach

A coach that actively tries to make a team lose and get worse as opposed to win and improve.
Person 1: Jesus Christ dude, the Bruins lost that match so hard.
Person 2: What did you expect from a team led by a Rock Bridge Coach?
by Gooberwave May 24, 2019
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Einstein-Rosen bridge

The wormhole that connects the area of spacetime within the rectum to the area of spacetime outside the body.

While not proven rigorously, the particles that traverse this portion of spacetime to eventually lodge in another’s nasal passages are believed to remain quantum entangled i.e. EPR with those that still remain in the rectum.

This may or may not have lead Maldacena to his famous ER=EPR conjecture.
Tim: I was like “Where did it go? I know I could feel it come out but it isn’t in the toilet. Oh wait, I found it.”
Fred: It was still in the Einstein-Rosen bridge, right?
Tim: Damn skippy it was.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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Bend over bridges

"He's been so rude lately, I'm not going to waste any of my time and bend over bridges for him anymore."
by Reeps June 20, 2022
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Hoebell Flute Bridge

The sexual act of performing oral pleasure on a woman's genitalia whilst keeping the lower back off the floor
I performed a hoebell flute bridge on her last night
by Bagsandbacks04 July 29, 2016
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A bridge too far

Taking on more than you can likely achieve, particularly too many tasks.

While it can imply a long-shot, it connotes more an idea of striving to do more than can be achieved, rather than striving to do a thing that is unlikely to be successful.

The previous definition by "A solid cube of tungsten" had a good historical reference, but the particular example was not quite on point: "The story behind it is that during WWII in 1944, the Allies came up with a plan (Operation Market Garden) to use paratroopers to secure three bridges over three key rivers behind enemy lines in The Netherlands. British forces would then rush forward across all three bridges to relieve the paratroopers, and later push into Germany itself.

It was an extremely ambitious plan. A British commander is alleged to have said “I think we may be going a bridge too far”, and he was right. The American airborne divisions were able to capture the first two bridges, and were relieved. But the British and Polish paratroopers at the third and final bridge at Arnhem were basically wiped out before tanks of the Irish Guards could punch through to reach them. Market Garden was an operational failure."
Modified from the first example:
Person 1: “I’m going to try to finish the essay the morning it’s due, play a round of golf, and then ride my bike to school to drop it off.”
Person 2: “I think that’s a bridge too far buddy...
by DrJoel May 10, 2021
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Dead Man’s Bridge

Noun- the area of skin between the posterior aspect of vagina and the anterior aspect of the anus. Analogous to the tante in a male.
Jav was lucky to have only lost the relationship and not his life attempting to cross dead man’s bridge without proper authorization.
by Javi R April 13, 2023
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Flesh Bridge in the Kitchen

An unavoidable mass of flesh that permits pedestrian crossing, requiring the attention of all near it. Smells vaguely of rotten chees. Often used to designate an obvious topic that needs to be addressed.
John: Hey Nick!
Nick: What?
John: We need to talk about the flesh bridge in the kitchen...
by notsydandmyko January 6, 2021
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