Parker

A man with huge cock and great in bed. And is hilarious but sometimes annoying. With his powerful voice he will make a good politician one day or religious speaker

Let's go vote for Parker

by Sijfjfjf November 24, 2021

Skeeter Parker

Someone who shoots figurative webs of cum, either often or in great quantity

Whoa, take it easy there, Skeeter Parker! Save some jizz for the hookers in Reno

by Richard Penis November 5, 2019

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 6, 2023

Parker

Parker is a man that is a discord kitten and has many moderators

"Did you hear about Parker being a discord kitten"

by SlayingTheDayAway November 3, 2022

Parker

Parker's, Normally very Tall, Athletic, and Sexy. Girls call him the Long Dong Silver, He's very good in bed but only gets with the sexiest woman. Very good at football and very physical as well that's why the girls love him. Lastly Parker's are very hardworking and driven in life, They are one of a kind.

Man Parker is truly a unit< wish I was like him.

by The Beef Curtain Punisher April 11, 2024

National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023