Monday

the worst day in the world

Well fuck, look at that its Monday.

by The man of blood and death November 11, 2018

Monday

The day the gods decide you should be as miserable and deppresed as possible so you can repay your sins😂

"It's Monday again, who killed someone??"

by The_one_true_shrek May 07, 2017

Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

by Drew8008 December 07, 2017

monday

nigger

i hate mondays. I was recently in jail and a friend said that mondays are niggers for 5 months solid we used the word mondays to talk shit about them right in front these ignorant fucks

by doja303 October 26, 2017

Monday

By this definition, the worst day of the week.

Girl: Gosh, is it Monday already? I hate Monday’s.

Guy: Yeah. Monday can suck a toe.

by Luna20 October 20, 2023

Meme Monday

Meme Monday is the last Monday of every month. On this day you have to print out a picture of a fresh and good meme and tape it to your shirt for the day.

Bonus points if it is imbedded onto the shirt!

Friend: Why do you have a shirt of Michael saying "That's what she said"
Me: Its Meme Monday you uncultured swine.
Friend: Oh you right!

by EU Terrorist November 05, 2019

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021