national extreme horny day

On April 17th, the day after national horny day, you get to ask anyone, any animal, any homie, for nudes, even sex, be wary of animals as they may bite

John: DUDE ITS NATIONAL EXTREME HORNY DAY!
Jacob: Uh oh

by SurosAlt April 16, 2021

Milk Men

The best people in the world, practically gods

Someone: @Milk Men
Milk Men: Who summoned us

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

he finna kevin

When your friend who needs to make a quick buck goes the last line of defence... kevin

James: ".g"
Andrae: "he finna kevin"
Aiden: "what does that mean?"
Andrae: "it means he finna kevin"

by SurosAlt January 21, 2021

James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"

Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021

Hey Fucko

When your friend forgets to end his turn in For The King

Literally Everyone For The 3rd Time: "HEY FUCKO"
Oblivious Friend: "huh?"

by SurosAlt January 23, 2021