love yourself tuesday 

Every Tuesday you have to love yourself and everyone around you.

Person 1: it's love yourself Tuesday.
Person 2: oh damn, I love you me.

love yourself tuesday by Your one true love November 17, 2020

Cover Yourself In Oil Day

On December 20th, everyone will cover themself in oil.

Oil floats on water. Step 1) wait for it to rain. Step 2) Cover yourself in oil. Step 3) Fly. Cover Yourself In Oil Day.

Cover Yourself In Oil Day by NiggerFaggotGaming November 29, 2020

Love yourself day 

National love your self day, you love yourself no matter what you always love yourself but today you have to because there are people that don’t but you will you will love yourself TODAY

Someone: I love myself today

Some other person: she never loved herself, huh must be love yourself day

Love yourself day by a.random.stranger.that.loves.u December 12, 2020

Jasoning Yourself 

"Jasoning Yourself" is when you have an idea on how to improve something or a process and you make a suggestion to a group of people. Then, because of your suggestion, you're asked to do the thing you suggested.

"Bob, I think while on the trip we should go float the river." "Jack, that's a great idea! Why don't you look into setting that up. Thanks for Jasoning yourself!"

Jasoning Yourself by kramer1354 April 26, 2021

flattering yourself 

When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.

Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.

Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”

Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“

flattering yourself by ferngully0 August 11, 2021

Kill yourself 

:D

Kill yourself is mean u want to die

Xavier: hey-
Pocky: Ugh what do u want Xavier
Xavier: i just want to say hey
Pocky: well i hate you i used u and i hope u kill yourself
Xavier: ...
Pocky: ur such a crybaby
Xavier pov: im going to kill Myself...
Pocky: Crybaby HAHAHAHHA

Kill yourself by Xavier innit ^^ October 28, 2021

Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte 

When someone with an erect penis ejaculates too early during intercourse, but the other party/parties has/have not yet climaxed/gekommen.

Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte. I need 10 more minutes.

Uncum yourself please / unkommen Sie bitte by Monkey47 October 29, 2021