A woman who pays her own bills, buys her own things, and doesn't feel she needs a man's approval. Meanwhile, she complains that she can't find a man because there aren't enough good men out there. She also has a 1,000 point criteria list for what she wants in a man and feels like she deserves this kind of man because she can financially support herself. All the while she forgets that she can't be independent and interdependent (in a relationship) at the same time. Instead of realizing that she would need to change her mindset to find a man who fits even a fraction of that 1,000 point criteria, she blames society, her race, statistics, and virtually anything but herself for her situation.
by Steve33324 May 13, 2011
The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.
Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.
Damn rat woman.
Damn rat woman.
by poo poo August 02, 2003
by Mootiza October 05, 2022
My friend had me drive to the bar because she had plans to meet up with a guy she knows I dont like at all. This guy is such a creep I couldn't leave her alone with him and she knew I wouldn't. I was woman trapped.
by Shannd March 27, 2019
A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare
they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie
they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie
by Snookin February 11, 2018
by Burbergirl November 29, 2015
The girl you're trying to chat up is both the fittest bird on the planet and a fat slag at the same time until your pointless attempt at chatting her up gets accepted or rejected. Often leads to doublethink.
Bloke 1: "Check her out, she's well fit!"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
Bloke 2: "I tried to chat her up earlier, stay out of her way, she's a bloody whore"
Bloke 1: "I'll give her a chance, I'll go see if she likes me"
A few seconds later
Bloke 1: "Actually you're right, she is a fat whore. I know it's Schrödinger's Woman a bit, but it's true"
by fearlessmonkey8 February 09, 2023