Woke

A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them

we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains

by Gib88 April 6, 2022

Woke

Promoting contrived progressive diversity under the guise of equality and/or tolerance.

"Disney just made remade their white character into a black transgender lesbian."
"That's so woke!"

by Goombah111 May 25, 2024

Schrödinger's Woke

A quantum superposition wherein a piece of media (such as a film, television or streaming series, etc) is simultaneously "woke" and "not woke" until that piece of media is either a financial success or failure - at which point, whiney conservatives on the internet will label it "woke" if said media bombs and "not woke" if it succeeds, thereby resolving the superposition. This strategy handily allows them to maintain their delusional worldview and avoid acknowledging the reality that the majority of the population, progressive or otherwise, just isn't that bothered by, for example, a black woman in this or that Star Wars show.

Internet conservatives before the Mario movie came out: "The Mario movie's going to bomb because it's woke, Princess Peach is such a girlboss! gEt wOkE gO bRoKe!"

THE SAME internet conservatives after the Mario movie came out and made bank: "The Mario movie sold like gangbusters because it rejects woke, something something Chris Pratt!"

A normal person: "Schrödinger's Woke strikes again!"

by ZackAkai July 11, 2024

Woke scum

Blue-haired racist misogynist maskurbating fascistic antisemitic sociopath who advocates child mutilation.

The woke scum should be denied jobs, housing, internet access, and banking facilities.

by Old Phardt May 13, 2024

neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.

-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.

by Quodd April 19, 2022

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.

-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.

by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Schrödinger's Wokeness

The belief that all forms of pop culture have always been "woke" while they are also simultaneously in need of being "updated for modern audiences".

Person 1: Dude, everything is always been woke! But we also need to change them so that nobody today gets offended.
Person 2: Sounds like Schrödinger's Wokeness: everything always was - and never was - woke. smh...

by ClownWorld20XX April 10, 2024