Woke Up Chris Breezy 

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

Woke Up Chris Breezy by AetherKing July 11, 2023

WOKE Faggotism

The current leftism joke of a government occupying the Whitehouse

The Whitehouse is overrun with WOKE Faggotism

WOKE Faggotism by Ikillit August 19, 2023

Woke person

A thing that doesn't deserve life or to be defined by any means which is something I am defiling to bring you this definition.

-I just saw a woke person. It was disgusting.
-Damn, did it have the little autistic badge and retarded stripey socks?
-yeah.

-disgusting.

Woke person by Diccshonawry October 4, 2023

Woke Home Invasions 

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.

I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.

Woke Home Invasions by jondich October 22, 2023

woke up dead 

Slang. Did not wake up because they were dead. Clever reduction of too many words for our ADHD short attention spanned population.

Their children woke up dead.

woke up dead by Cleverdetector November 18, 2023

Woke Foke 

Made popular by Club Shay Shay interview with Katt Williams. Woke Foke refers to people who are aware of the corruption plaguing our society (pop culture, government, corporations). NOT to be confused with the Left Woke/Woke Left. There is an active campaign to make the original definition of Woke mean nihilistic and anarchic to vilify Truth Seekers fighting against the evil in our society.

J6 was an inside job.

9/11 was an inside job.

JFK assassination was an inside job.

Our border crisis is an inside job.

Joe winning in 2020 was an inside job.

There's a bigger narrative. Wake up, people. Join the Woke Foke.

Woke Foke by Dead Bear420 January 7, 2024

Woke mind virus Noah hooser 

The woke mind virus has infected us all.I need help.Noah hooser is touching me.

Noah is infected with the Woke mind virus Noah hooser. He won’t stop touching me.

Woke mind virus Noah hooser by Cumlover42069 February 19, 2024