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White Collar Crime

When Cowardly rich bastards screw hard working people out of their entiire livelihood just to stay ahead.
by v1cious April 8, 2004
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Whitburn

A small town in West Lothian Scotland. Its bears a remarkable similarity to the kind of former Warsaw Pact hell-hole found in Latvia...or maybe Estonia....

Notable Features:

The Cross. Located in the centre of town, this is where the local Neds (Common Ned...Latin: Nedus Nedus) can be found sniffing their glue or drinking their embrocation of choice "Bucky".

Whitburn Academy. Located in the east of the town by the M8 motorway and resembling a giant fag packet on its side.

The Harrisons. Again to the east, beyond the academy lies a housing estate of particularly bad 70's housing. Think grey rat runs and monkey bikes.

Its felt by many that the only real solution to the whole situation is sustained arial bombradment on a WW2 scale.
What? Are you sure you want to go to Whitburn?
by ironrat January 18, 2010
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white girl

Do you wear black leggings every day?

Do you shop at PINK by Victoria's Secret and and own PINK merchandise (bras, panties, yoga pants, sweatshirts, t-shirts)?

When painting your nails, do you paint the nail on your ring finger a different color?

Do you own anything that resembles an infinity sign (clothing, jewelry)?

Are you always checking your Instagram to see how many likes your selfie got?

Do you own a pair of Uggs or imitation Uggs?

Do you hang out at Starbucks with your "squad" sipping vanilla bean frappuchinos?

Are all your jeans from American Eagle or Hollister?

Are your white Keds a go-to accessory?

Have you ever used the word bae non-ironically?

Do you own an iPhone?

Don't you just LOVE emojis?

Do you act ditsy and sheepish in front of guys on purpose?

Have you ever used the phrase "I can't even"?

If your answer was "yes" for more than 3 of these questions, then BITCH YOU WHITE AS FUCKKK
She's such a white girl, even though she thinks she's cool or different somehow.
by HonestBitch January 15, 2015
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White Male

According to inter-sectional feminists, a sexist, racist, and homophobe. Often "literally a nazi".
by Nightmaredeus June 6, 2018
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Basic White Girl

A girl who religiosly only eats at Chipotle and drinks Starbucks coffee. If she dosn't get her starbucks in the morning don't mess with her.
Alex: Hey you hanging with your girl today?

Trent: No way man the Starbucks near my house moved locations. I can't see her today I'm too young to die.

Alex: Wow sounds serious, good job being cautious bro. Got to watch out for those basic white girls.
by Snoopystheshit March 19, 2015
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the white stripes

A KICK ASS rock duo, jack white is the greatest song writer of our time and a great guitarist and meg is an ok drummer, but she has big knockers so she roxks too
guy1:I'm seeing the white stripes tonite
guy 2:THEY ARE GAY!
Guy 1: *pulls glock out and sprays guy1 all over wall behind him*
by fbd;fjb;'lkfv June 27, 2005
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Neo White Trash

People who come from middle class backgrounds and educations who become stuck in a sort of adolescent mire. Their lives revolve around the internet, video games, Japanese anime or some other internet-based fetish subculture ( furries, vore, wikka, etc. ) to such an extent that they become dysfunctional and drop out of college, are stuck in menial part-time jobs and set up life events themed to the things they obsess over. For example, a wedding themed after the video game “The Legend of Zelda”.
"Neo White Trash Wedding?
8-bit organ tunes

triforce cake

ringbearer dresses like tingle

honeymoon at anime convention
by Crabpole August 20, 2008
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