Do you wear black leggings every day?
Do you shop at PINK by Victoria's Secret and and own PINK merchandise (bras, panties, yoga pants, sweatshirts, t-shirts)?
When painting your nails, do you paint the nail on your ring finger a different color?
Do you own anything that resembles an infinity sign (clothing, jewelry)?
Are you always checking your Instagram to see how many likes your selfie got?
Do you own a pair of Uggs or imitation Uggs?
Do you hang out at Starbucks with your "squad" sipping vanilla bean frappuchinos?
Are all your jeans from American Eagle or Hollister?
Are your white Keds a go-to accessory?
Have you ever used the word bae
Do you own an iPhone?
Don't you just LOVE emojis?
Do you act ditsy and sheepish in front of guys on purpose?
Have you ever used the phrase "I can't even"?
If your answer was "yes" for more than 3 of these questions, then BITCH YOU WHITE AS FUCKKK
She's such a white girl, even though she thinks she's cool or different somehow.