Max Willis

A rare mineral with high resistance to shear forces and straight-on impacts. Used in deep sea mining and as bait during big-game hunts.
See also booty

"I'll be lowering some Max Willis to the sea bed in preparation for the extraction of that aluminum thiosulfate."

by Dr. Unununium Kersplunkle February 23, 2008

Willy Nelson

Older gentleman who smokes marijuana

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"

by HAHADude January 1, 2016

Willy Pete

Spitting on your penis and putting it in another persons ear.

You will not believe what just happened, Dave gave Jan a Willy Pete!

by titsmagee2234 November 14, 2010

Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

by JCarino June 11, 2006

steamboat willie

when a person takes a shit on their partner's chest and smears it all the way down their body, while smoking a cigar (yelling choo-choo is optional)

Boyfriend: Hey babe, i'm kinda horny lets try a steamboat willie
Girlfriend: Okay i'll get the cubans

by BonerCoveredInShit September 10, 2009

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

by TanyaBo May 22, 2011

Wrapped Willy

The act of masturbating with a condom on.

"I just wacked it in the wrapped willy"

by Draconian69 October 18, 2011