by TheGatmen March 08, 2009
The act of using the semi-hard penis to literally (and laterally) whip the buns of a satiated female after fucking her dog-style. A crude sort of cleansing action, to shake off the spunk right after it's been immersed in the funk.
Circa Central California Mid-Eighties
Circa Central California Mid-Eighties
by buffalo patty April 23, 2005
by bobbledorf February 06, 2015
when you date a girl who is always messaging you on facebook and expects you to message back even though you never get on your account
jerry:dude my girlfreind keeps messaging me on facebook
gorge:homes you need to break it off your so facebook whipped
jerry :i know but shes crazy she stalk me
gorge:homes you need to break it off your so facebook whipped
jerry :i know but shes crazy she stalk me
by jerryatricsquirrel August 12, 2010
by Greeneyedjunkie January 31, 2007
adj.
1. A person who is completely absorbed into the life of a person named Kristin. Or who has all of their actions dictated by a person named Kristin.
2. A person who constantly feels compelled to compliment a person named Kristin.
3. A person who actually has been whipped, smacked, or flogged by a woman named Kristin.
1. A person who is completely absorbed into the life of a person named Kristin. Or who has all of their actions dictated by a person named Kristin.
2. A person who constantly feels compelled to compliment a person named Kristin.
3. A person who actually has been whipped, smacked, or flogged by a woman named Kristin.
Example:
1.
Kristin: "I feel like shit"
Kristin-whipped person: "If my shit looked half as good as you, I'd take more laxatives."
2.
Guy: "Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: "I was Kristin-whipped....LIKE A BOSS!!!"
1.
Kristin: "I feel like shit"
Kristin-whipped person: "If my shit looked half as good as you, I'd take more laxatives."
2.
Guy: "Dude, what happened to your face?
Guy #2: "I was Kristin-whipped....LIKE A BOSS!!!"
by NightshadeV1 April 30, 2012
I’m pretty sure Morgan got pistol whipped last night. Did you see the bruise on the back of her head?
by The Real McAboy February 22, 2020