Scottish Whale

Scottish Whale is a term derived from the whales that inhabit the Atlantic near the coast of Scotland. These whales used to have strange mating calls and performed coitus in a very peculiar way, so Scottish Whale originally applied to a guy that was good in bed, yet was a very interesting partner. Today scottish whale refers to a sexual act involving an accordian, a two headed zebra, a case of 409 cleaning solution, and a life-size cut-outs of the entire Hepburn family. This sexual act is considered by many sexologists and sexy people to be the most expensive sexual act to date, costing ten times as much as the more well known Mexian Marmalade

Roberto was tired of having sex in an ordinary way, so he asked his partner if she would like to commit to a Scottish Whale. She agreed, so now Roberto and Wanda-Zim moonlight, and have been for 47 years hoping to, one day, afford a true Scottish Whale. Roberto is a closet homosexual and confessed this to Wanda-Zim so they split up and Roberto continues his quest with Jimmy-Sue Miller.

by Dr. JM Buck August 01, 2004

coke whale

Overweight girls who do a lot of coke.

Hey bob, get a load of those coke whales over there!

by Selma January 06, 2019

ultra-whale

someone so fat (usually a female) that no human being would find her/it remotely attractive.

pete: that blind date I had last night was pretty fat
arthur: how fat?
pete: ultra-whale

by nubesLas January 16, 2009

whale reader

A reader who consumes annually more books than the rest of the population combined.

A voracious reader.

Jane: I read 600 books last year.
John: Wow, you're a whale reader.
Jane: Yes. Yes, I am.
John: Don't get cocky.

by Groatsworth June 21, 2019

Godsped Whale

Godsped whale is amazing and gorgeous she makes my heart flutter and she has great humor.

Godsped whale is great girlfriend and I'd die with out her

by Secretary-generalgirl12 December 03, 2020

Crab Whale

A vicious whale that slams you 7 times in the water. It also has 5 rows of teeth with sharp claws that will rip your skin apart. If you ever encounter one, you're dead, considering that it is 100 meters long, 100 tons, and swims at an astonishing 100 mph. This is referred to as "The triple 100".

Watch out! There's a gigantic Crab Whale in the water!

by MajesticElements December 16, 2017

whale factory

The place where mythical whales are created

When I'm older I want to work at a whale factory!

by Oxygen Farmer March 09, 2016