food weird

A food disorder where people are so picky they won't try our refuse to eat foods 99% of the people think are delicious

Jen won't eat fried chicken. Shes food weird

by Jimdrat July 22, 2015

weird hour

1 am

That time of the night when all the freaks come out

“Wanna go to cook out?”

“Fuck no, it’s weird hour”

by UwUowoUwU July 02, 2023

Weird as dirt

Something someone says when trying to nicely describe their in-laws being abnormal

Jess’s family is weird as dirt

by Dave diggs September 26, 2021

Feels nice but weird

Feels really good but you know it shouldn’t be feeling nice

My feet are tingling and it feels really good but I just know it shouldn’t but it feels nice but weird

by Bramblerosie4 December 27, 2023

One Weird Tip

For pennies a day get your college diploma

You're all I have left and I pray that you'll listen to one weird tip

by DontBeLikeTheSun September 18, 2023

shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.

Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”

by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023

Weird Turd

When you dumping a crap and a colleague comes into the toilet to ask you a question.

You: (singing) Dumpin' a turd, Ima dumpin' a tur...

Colleague: Hey Dude, have you seen the report I left on the printer?

You: No.

Colleague leaves.

You: That was a weird turd.

by Actual Ltd. July 03, 2024