Kpop Twitter

WE MAKE TWITTER A BETTER PLACE, STAN LOONA PIGS

kpop twitter can be kinda toxic tho

by mark lees cum dumpster March 10, 2020

Twitter

Of a lady. The bit of skin between the twat and the shitter. More commonly known as the barse (males). Just like the utterly useless social networking site, this is an utterly useless area of the body.

Higher.... Higher..... for christ sake higher your still licking my twitter!

by poostix December 11, 2009

Twitterlebrity

Friendless exhibitionists randomly bragging about their unexeptional lives, via twitter

Exmaple Twitterlebrity Tweets:

A) Tweet: Just found a parking spot.

B) Tweet: At (insert trendy nightclub here)

C) Tweet: At the free clinic, uh ohhhh..

by FrontPaged April 14, 2009

Twitter

A way for people to feel like anyone cares or that they give a shit about what they do.

see also Facebook status

Man 1: Hey man did you read my twitter.

Man 2: No, and I never will.

Man 1: But I'm important! Lots of people look at my twitter!

Man 2: I assume that by twitter that you mean pussy. Go kill yourself, no one likes you anyway.

Man 1: ...

by sevenoddseven December 26, 2010

Twitter Lie

When you tweet something that you know isn't true just because you're on twitter and you think no one will notice

(twitter lie) I can't wait to see her <3

(reality) I'm so lonely

by chillette August 7, 2011

twitter

It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.

Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.

by Nerd Flanders August 1, 2014

Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile

Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)

by DaddySterling May 13, 2020