Twat Factory

Someone of such twatitude that they may as well be producing twats from an assembly line.

John: Are you coming to Dave's tonight, kid?
Piers: Nah, lad, that's fella's a fuckin' twat factory

by TomRC March 13, 2012

Twat Rug

The female pubic hair

I love the softness of her twat rug

by kenwyngolf May 29, 2008

twack twat

Stinky tweaker pussy

She’s definitely seen brighter days...looks like Tammy has a severe case of Twack Twat.

by Riot Craig May 3, 2018

Smug Twat

Smug Twat

Someone who plays a really good prank or wind up on another person, BUT then they do not shut up about it and go on and on about their victory all day.

I wish Charles would shut up about that wind up earlier.

I know, he is a real smug twat.

by Poco Girl April 14, 2015

Twat stamp

A tattoo across a woman's pelvic bone, above the vagina or twat.
Like a tramp stamp, but in the front, above the vagina instead of the butt.

Person A: "You know that girl over there? when she has a bikini on, you can TOTALLY see her twat stamp!"
Person B: "Don't you mean tramp stamp ?"
Person A: "No, she has one in the front, too!"

by TheGaugeQueen April 23, 2014

twat swatter

A woman who's vagina lips are hanging so much they swat anything that comes it's way.

Look at that twat swatter, my bro said her pussy is so torn up that her pussy lips slapped the hell out his dick!

by smarties37 May 12, 2014

salty twat

used to describe a sweaty vag can also be used to describe a person who is very rude or annoying

person1: "shut up you salty twat."
person2: "what?"
person1: "oh my god stop i can taste the salt."

by amberkaytlyn October 30, 2015